Manu Gino Super Reviewer. R for strong bloody violence, pervasive language, some sexual and drug content. Eva Longoria as Celeste. I highly recommend seeing this film; however, this is definitely not a film for everyone. This odd team must shoot their way through gorgeous female assassins, Native American hunters, federal agents, and a whole lot of metal coming after them, while protecting Celeste’s innocent child. How To Train Your Dragon:
See this ONLY if you are bored. Feb 1, Rating: It’s a great way to spend ninety-eight minutes on a slow day, because this movie just speeds it up. Jun 5, Full Review…. The Baytown Outlaws Already have an account?
The Baytown Outlaws had bzytown interesting idea, unfortunately it was developed a director who just isn’t competent enough to make something interesting for the viewer.
Everything about the film is garbage and it is one of those movies that never should have been made. The Baytown Outlaws is a pointless mess of a film with a poor cast, poorly thought out script and misdirection from its director, who can’t seem to make something watchable out of the film.
But nothing can be that simple in the South. The film had the potential of being a thrill ride from start to finish, however the script is so poorly layered and written, that it loses steam halfway through, and by the end of it, it just fails in terms of a movie that you’re going to enjoy.
Action flick has high body count, big guns, little point. It’s very cool and has some surprising character moments that make it close to great.
It’s outrageously over the top with great Tarantinoesque dialogue, wonderfully silly characters, brutal gun-fights and wicked humor. What begins as a small rescue mission rises to a Southern battle royale.
In the fight for her godson, Rob, she hires three outlawed and redneck brothers to bring him back to her. Well, it certainly was mindless, but it wasn’t enjoyable to say the least. I was bored throughout the film, and with seeing the trailer, it looked like a pretty funny, action packed film that would be a mindless movie to watch and have fun.
Spend your time watching something else; you’ll be glad you did. Already have an account? He’s such a fantastic villain in this film. Jan 10, Rating: Sadistically sick and trashy film of three brothers: If it has the right spit-in-your-face attitude, it has neither the stamina nor the wit to go the distance, although it makes it about two-thirds of the way. There are no approved quotes yet for this movie. Zoe Bell as Rose.
R for strong bloody violence, pervasive language, some sexual and drug content. It’s not meant to be taken seriously or anything its just meant to be an enjoyable movie and that it proves to be, nothing more or less.
After her ex-husband Carlos shoots Celeste three times in the gut, it’s time to play dirty. Feb 7, Rating: Don’t go into this one expecting a good film, you’ll be sadly disappointed. A ridiculously entertaining action-packed joy-ride. We want to hear what you have to say but need to verify your email.
Andre Braugher as Sheriff Henry Millard. Although artistically slight and thematically haphazard, it’s enjoyably flashy. Billy Bob Thornton is fantastic, he’s intense, very funny and just a real blast to watch. We want to hear what you have to say but need to verify your account.
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The Baytown Outlaws Fascade Fiveoneeight Super Reviewer. Avoid this film; it’s not worth your time. Don’t have an account? This is pure low budge B movie trash and it shows.
It’s a great way to spend ninety-eight minutes on a slow day, because this viloz just speeds it up. This is an ugly film.
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Travis Fimmel as McQueen. A boisterously Tarantinoesque mash-up of cliches, archetypes and bodacious craziness in the tradition of Southern-fried ’60s and ’70s drive-in fodder. Weekend Box Office Results: Just after Celeste Eva Longoria makes the pay-off to get her handicapped god son back to her, things start to heat up on all of them.
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